Confessions of a best-friendless wife

I am pretty glad I am done with the dating world… it’s a messy game. Unfortuantely, I am realizing that for me, friend making is far too similar. Some recent thoughts after getting a friend request/message about exchanging phone numbers because we should hang out:

“She thought I was that much fun? She wants to intentionally hang out more? I am not nearly as cool one on one, maybe it should involve a beer so I can talk more easily. I am way more relaxed and funny when I have a buzz. And that means we’d have to talk on the phone, and I hate the phone, I’m way more awkward on the phone… but she has great potential to be a great friend. What would we talk about? Where would we go?…”

I am so lame.